mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

ackleholic-amenpadaleski:

deanisanactualprincess:

casteilnovak:

someone gave this boy sugar

i bet it was jared 


the longer i  look at this the more hilarious it gets

ackleholic-amenpadaleski:

deanisanactualprincess:

casteilnovak:

someone gave this boy sugar

i bet it was jared 

the longer i  look at this the more hilarious it gets

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heathyr:

*mushu voice* MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP AND USING THE CAMERA APP ON HS PHONE CORRECTLY

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my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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edwardspoonhands:

matthewgaydos:

edwardspoonhands:

OK…so we did it. It’s happening. Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers…our first album. It’s a thing, it’s happening now. It’s available for pre-order in both clean and explicit versions and it will ship in the beginning of May (hopefully end of April, but I’m padding the estimates.) Every pre-order will be signed…so you’ve got two weeks!

The clean version, btw, doesn’t just have bleeped lyrics, it’s entirely kid friendly. Example, the line “Put a light bulb up in my ass” in “I’d Rather” is changed to “Swallow an entire live bass.”

14 tracks, some songs you’ve heard, some you haven’t. It’s a six panel digipack with a 12 page booklet…all the lyrics included. 

I cobbled The Perfect Strangers together by asking some of my most talented friends if they would be in my band. It was a crap shoot, but Andrew Huang, Joe DeGeorge, and Rob Scallon all signed on and lent their amazing talents to this project. We will be playing our very first live show at VidCon, and then we’ll be going on a short tour…with some AMAZING guests…but if you’re not in the western US you will, unfortunately, be out of luck for that particular tour. 

Anyway, I’m getting off topic. THERE’S AN ALBUM! I LOVE IT! If you buy it now it will be signed!  CLEAN and EXPLICIT 

I was lucky enough to be in the recording studio on one of the days they were working on this, and from what I heard, you guys are going to love this.

I think, if you listen hard enough, you might even be able to hear a little Matthew Gaydos on the album. 

horsesequalsmiles:

Pros of riding bareback: You look like an epic warrior ready to conquer the world

Cons of riding bareback: You look like you have hairy pee all over your legs afterward

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sunygeneseo:

Geneseo is gorgeous, spring edition 

Photos by Keith Walters ‘11

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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doodleigh:

Basically.

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